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PostPosted: July 31st, 2008 04:43:53 am 
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Is this one of those games where the only way to win is not to play?

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PostPosted: July 31st, 2008 04:49:52 am 
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Maybe you can't win, but you can be victorious, like me.

Well, actually, now that I've claimed victory, I guess you can't be all that victorious after all, sadly enough.

And while we're at it, I claim success! I am on a roll.

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In fact, the largest number is about 45 billion, although mathematicians suspect that there may be even larger numbers.

It's not a Devil May Cry game unless Dante gets pinned to a wall and/or the ground by his own sword.
Preferably multiple times.


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PostPosted: July 31st, 2008 08:14:41 am 
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I claim winning.

And I think the game where the only winning move is not to play is Global Thermonuclear War. I remember playing tons of games of that as a little kid. Or was that Tic-Tac-Toe?

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PostPosted: July 31st, 2008 10:02:32 am 
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Hmm... I claim a nice game of chess. Now everyone will have no option but to play Global Thermonuclear War! Admittedly everyone will then lose, including me. But I'm a misanthrope, so if everyone loses, then really, I win.

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I claim a relaxing summer holiday away from all the hubbub.

Now I don't care who wins, I'll be enjoying myself in the sun! :D


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PostPosted: August 4th, 2008 08:12:14 am 
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I claim language, and redefine the meanings of all existing, former, or future communications except this one to be fervent declarations of my victory in this game.

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PostPosted: August 4th, 2008 16:13:05 pm 
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Nice try, but Toast already claimed language.

I claim humor and all its varied forms (hilarity, funniness, etc).

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In fact, the largest number is about 45 billion, although mathematicians suspect that there may be even larger numbers.

It's not a Devil May Cry game unless Dante gets pinned to a wall and/or the ground by his own sword.
Preferably multiple times.


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PostPosted: August 4th, 2008 16:29:20 pm 
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I claim immunity to having to attend to the things other people have already posted.

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PostPosted: August 5th, 2008 00:10:13 am 
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I claim tacos.

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I claim anything you would put on a taco.

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PostPosted: August 6th, 2008 22:39:55 pm 
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You can't have a taco without the tortilla!!!

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I claim deliciousness. You can have your taco, but it will be dry and bitter, mediocre at best!

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I claim self-deception. No matter how bad it tastes, I can think it tastes good!

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I claim sentient thought. No you can't.

Also, we have always been at war with Eurasia.

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I claim Eastasia. They betray you.

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I claim schizophrenics. V will corrupt you both!

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I claim all medical disorders. Including superpowers. This includes superheroes.

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I claim all non-medical disorders. This includes entropy.

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PostPosted: September 16th, 2008 20:17:45 pm 
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I claim both of you, now neither of you can post anymore!

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