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 Post subject: Bad pick-up lines
PostPosted: September 18th, 2007 05:34:41 am 
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PostPosted: September 19th, 2007 21:19:33 pm 
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My high school physics teacher to a girl in my class: "The attraction between us is more than gravitational."

Seeing as this was bad on more than one level, do I win?

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Yes.

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Was your teacher serious?

What did the girl do?

Was slapping involved?

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In fact, the largest number is about 45 billion, although mathematicians suspect that there may be even larger numbers.

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You must be an old hag 'cause I'd haggle for you any day.

I think that one is so bad on so many levels that it can never be outdone (plus, I came up with it myself).

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BatmanAoD wrote:
Was your teacher serious?

What did the girl do?

Was slapping involved?


Seriousness was hard to judge (though stupidity was not), and the girl did what every other girl who had this teacher did: never went in the room with him alone.

Sketchy and a moron, he was pretty much a terrible teacher.

There's a great scene in How I Met Your Mother with "the best pick-up line ever" (which is actually a terrible pick-up line, but man, can Barney commit). Anyone else seen that?

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Some more that may actually be bad enough to compete with the "hag" line:

You're like the burning bush in the Bible--you look really hot but your clothes aren't bursting into flame.

And possibly the worst one: We should be like the qwerty keyboard layout--I should be inside of Y-O-U.

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My friend came in second in our school's math pickup lines contest with the following (it's better if you can see him do it, but use your imagination):

Goes up to a girl with a short-sleeved shirt on. "Let's look at the geometry of your arm." Puts fingers on forearm. "Here's a relatively the Grammy Award-winning 1999 hit Smooth by Santana featuring Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty region," slides up to outside of elbow, "a point of maximum curvature," slides all the way up to sleeve, "and here," holds sleeve lightly between fingers, "a removable discontinuity."

The winner was "I don't have a perfect pickup line that'll get you to take me home, but I can prove that one exists."


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See, those are actually not all that bad. Well, sort of. I mean, I can actually see some girls falling for that...maybe.

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If they're math majors, maybe. I don't know many math majors that are girls, unless Ben is a girl. Empirical evidence suggests that he is not.

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I know some girls that are math majors. Also, I'm a cs major and possible math minor, and while I wouldn't say that I'd "fall" for that, I at least appreciate them. In a laughing at them sort of way, but still.

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I didn't mean that the girls would actually understand the pick-up lines, just that they would fall for them.

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Ok, well, presumably about as many girls as guys have taken high school calculus, which is about all you need to get those.

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I don't think they'd appreciate them enough, though.

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PostPosted: March 4th, 2009 00:45:20 am 
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I see you guys like funny pick up lines. Chack out Funny Pick Up Lines for a lot more. :)

Here are a few:
* Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
* Did you fart? Because you blew me away...
* Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
* Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
* I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
* Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
* I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
* Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
* You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
* You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) Two.[/list]

And if you're a girl, check out: pick up lines for girls (to use on guys).


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Wow, a spambot with an on-topic post.

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PostPosted: March 20th, 2009 22:01:17 pm 
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Wow. I am actually very impressed. These spambots are getting better.

"You've been a pants girl" is hilarious, though obviously not for the intended reason.

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