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PostPosted: February 6th, 2007 03:15:12 am 
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I found a random text generator (from the same site that does those postmodern essays, but I thought it would be o/t there.)

Time Cube

1 Day When Dead Still, And 4 Days
Within 1 Earth rotation... * 4 different
Worlds on Earth.


No human has personal right to debate
Time Cube. 'Takes village to raise child'.


Educators are evil word pedants who enslave
childish minds to a Higher Order of Life Time
Cube.
**************************
There is no damn word god. Adult word god is
evil human behavior. Family is the Theory
of Everything.
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It is imperative that that you know from
your mental brainwashing and word
indoctrination since your birth. It is imperative
that that you know that time is bastardly
queer and dooms future youth and nature to a
lifetime stupidity.
*********************************
The Time Cube damns academia by rotating
it once to a 4 quadrant hemisphere which
rotates to a criminal brainwashing of children
by the mentality of the person you were
educated stupid and can't know Time Cube.
*********************************
Time Cube - in which both word and its
gods.


Time Cube creation principle reduced to a
4/16 principle life creativity as in a
single rotation of Earth,there are: * 24
hours of sunup, 1 day Earth = 1 leg horse. A
4 day 4 race 4 generation harmonic
TIMECUBE creation. for it transcends,
contradicts and debunks their pedantic academic
brainwashing, indoctrination and Educator taught
Tower of Babble.


Time Cube is not measurable, He is
Fictitious. IGNORANCE You have a sun-down 1 - 24HR
Earth Day Rotate Earth 1/4 turn Greenwich
Time is 4 Days. Educators are evil
bastards. You have not been taught the Harmonic
Cube Power that transcends all Gods.You are
ignorant of natures harmonic time cube within 1
- 24HR Earth Day Rotate Earth 1/4 turn
Socrates has a mid-night 1 - 24HR Earth Day
Rotate Earth 1/4 turn Socrates has a sun-up
Clinton's have a 4-corner (as in a 4-corner
rotation, or 4- stage metamorphosis.


(clicky this to comprehend the mysteries of the time cube)


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PostPosted: February 6th, 2007 11:24:29 am 
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You are one-corner singularity educated stupid.

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PostPosted: February 7th, 2007 08:54:10 am 
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no-genius wrote:
'Takes village to raise child'.


Do you deny this? Also mmm corner house. Gooood carrot cake!


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I don't know...I don't think any machine can quite reach the heights of perfection and brilliance attained by the real Time Cube site. And by perfection and brilliance I mean insanity.

This reminds me of a Calvin and Hobbes strip, but unfortunately, I have forgotten the dialogue (I used to have all of them memorized, I think). It had something to do with inventing a computer that was good at irrational behavior.

Also: why doesn't the spell checker like the word "dialogue"?

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In fact, the largest number is about 45 billion, although mathematicians suspect that there may be even larger numbers.

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I have all of the Calvin and Hobbes strips memorized, and I don't remember anything about irrational computers. Was it one of those "dialogue" strips, where it's just him and someone else talking, or does he actually try to build it?

Yeah, that's a good point! I never noticed that before. Dialogue. dilagogue. diallogue. diologue none of those works.

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It was just Calvin talking to Hobbes about whether or not computers would one day be better at everything than humans, and one of them said that humans would always be better at irrational behavior, whereat the other suggested that maybe one day they'll build a psychotic computer, or something.

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Oh, yeah, now I remember it. It was Hobbes that said that humans would be better at irrational behavior. But you probably could have guessed that.

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timecubegenerator wrote:
Time Cube is not measurable, He is
Fictitious.


Is that the same as Factitious?

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I would think it would be the complete opposite, actually (fiction vs. fact)

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Actually, Factitious is something made that is artificial. So we're both right.

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Wow, I had no idea. I thought it was just some word that Ben made up. I never even thought of looking it up.

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I made it up by picking it at random from a dictionary.

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I never actually looked it up. Factitious told me.

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Ben Heaton wrote:
I made it up by picking it at random from a dictionary.


Only in the Library of Babel could that constitute making it up, I think.


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Ben Heaton wrote:
I made it up by picking it at random from a dictionary.



pretty good dictionary you made up on your own


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What?

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